MY SCANNER IS BROKEN

05 july LITTLE CHEF
08 june MOTH
28 may POLE IN THE OCEAN
17 may CHILDHOOD MEMORIES ABOUT BREAKFAST NO. 1
12 may THEY'LL BE TAKING THE PISS
24 april THE COMPULSIVE TRUTH-TELLING PROSTITUTE
26 february THE CHEESECAKE
24 february HUNGARIAN SEX
21 february MY HAT IS BETTER THAN DARREN'S
20 february STILL DEPRESSED ABOUT BREAKFAST
16 february I STARE AT BREASTS
11 february DEPRESSED ABOUT BREAKFAST
10 february THE SIZE OF THINGS
03 february THERE IS A BUMP
31 january GALLERY OF ANIMALS
29 january WHY DO BIRDS, SUDDENLY APPEAR?
28 january THE THREE BLACK GIRLS THAT I KNOW
27 january I VISITED THE SET OF E.R.
26 january WHALE THAT DIED IN THE THAMES
15 january THINGS GOT BETTER WHEN I SHAVED MY BEARD
31 december I DON'T KNOW MY OWN STRENGTH
26 december CHRISTMAS PRESENT
19 december CHILDHOOD FRIEND
25 november RACIST RECURRING DREAM
22 november LOSING MOBILE PHONES ON PURPOSE
19 november I LIED TO IMPRESS A GIRL
17 november REVIEW OF EGYPT
16 november HOUSEWARMING PARTY
15 november LOCAL FAMILY BUSINESS
13 sep - 14 nov my scanner was totally broken during this period :I
12 september WAKE-UP CALL
09 september AWARD WINNING BLOOD PRESSURE
06 september COMMITTEE
05 september MY MAIN SECRET
29 august MY HOBBIES: EATING CHEWING GUM
08 august JOKE
05 august PLACES WHERE I DON'T WANT TO DIE (1/2)
04 august UNNATURAL PETS
01 august THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND NO. 2
31 july BETTER THAN NASA
30 july BRILLIANT SIGN
27 july DIAMOND HEIST
26 july THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND NO. 1
24 july THE ANIMALS I HAVE KILLED
23 july LIFEBOAT
22 july TINA PART TWO
21 july TINA PART ONE
20 july THE WORST THING I'VE SWALLOWED
19 july CAREERS ADVICE INTERVIEW
18 july THINGS GIRLS HAVE SAID TO ME MORE THAN ONCE
17 july MY TERRITORY
16 july TOURISTS
15 july I HAD SEX
14 july WHAT IS IT FOR ISSUE 1
13 july I WISH I WAS 13
12 july DEAD LETTERS

what's up hombre, my name is Patrick & this is mah website. I update this site whenever I have a brilliant idea unless my scanner breaks completely or if I am chillin and just can't be bothered.

This site is about my real life....

It used to be that my scanner was totally broken. My dad bought this scanner in 1989 when scanners were first invented. I can't even find a record of this scanner on the internet. My dad fixed it enough that it would work and I started this website. thanks dad.

Then it broke completely again, and two months later I paid my nerd friend Geoff two quid to fix it. Thanks Geoff.

If you wanna chill out on the internet with me then email me at goatsquad AT gmailDOTcom.

There's a guestbook too you should sign it maybe we can have an e-conversation or battle rap.

Q: Why is there lines on all of the drawings? A: It's because MY SCANNER IS BROKEN YOU IDIOT.
Q: I can't read the writing can you make it better? A: No It's because my SCANNER IS BROKEN YOU IDIOT THAT YOU CAN'T READ IT.
Q: Why are there lines on some but not on others? A: After Geoff fixed my scanner the lines went away but now they have returned... I want my two quid back geoff if you are reading this...
Q: Are these stories true? A: Yes they are all true. EVERYTHIN I SAY IS TRUE....
Q: I find these drawings offensive/misogynistic/not funny/in poor taste. A: I don't care. That's not a question. Everyone stares at breasts.
Q: Can I buy these pictures from you? A: Yes send me an email and I will send you the original or a photocopy depending on what I have left. I will sell a picture for five pounds (10 American dollars).
Q: Why would I buy a picture from you if I could just print it out on my printer for free? A:
Q: What other things have you made? A: This website Clinton & Stackey is a comedy thing about bears and hiphop.
Q: Do you update this site every day? A: Haha no.
Q: What do you do in your spare time? A: I ride my bike. I get mud on my hands. I go hunting for wild animals. I go deep sea fishingg.