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hey Stackey, what's up dude?
Oh, I'm just chillin'.
Chillin? You're chillin all the time cuz!!
give me a break homeboy!
oh okay wanna go for a walk?
yeah ok I gotta pick up some juioce
ok then hurry up dude, I haven't got all day.
yeah okay, okay, I'm coming!! slow down!! wait up!!!
so what time did you wake up today?
about four
four o'clock?? man you are one lazy ass bear
shut up dude
Four o'clock.. I can't believe it man!
yeah yeah whatever. my alarm clock ran out of batteries
Batteries my ass!!
I've had those batterries for years! I think I bought them back in '95!! Do you think batteries last for ever or something?
ok... sure... whatever you say buddy
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you need to get a job or something man
you know how hard it is to be a bear and get a job, Clinton, dont give me that shit.
hey Clinton, have you heard tupac's new song yet?
No, I thought he was dead, how can he have a new song?
yeah he is but during his life he was so prolific. He made a lot of records. I think he has enough material left for about ten albums or something. I don't think he's actually dead. Do you know on the night he was killed he wasn't wearing a bullet proof vest.
so what?
well he AWLWAYS wore a bullet proof vest
I dont like Tupac
I do. California love is like my favourite song of all time... you know I cried the day I heard he was shot.
So have you heard this new rapper "White Dawg"?
No, I haven't, Stackey
oh, well I really like him. I can really relate to what he's saying. I just hope he doesn't get killed.
Ha ha! Shut up dude! You didn't grow up in the ghetto! You grew up in the 'burbs!
shut up
your more middle class than a bear can get
fuck you
hey Clinton where are you going? The store is this way!
I know a short-cut
hey dude stop showing off.
yeah ok sorry dude.. it's cool though don't you think?
Stackey??
Woooooooooooo
Stackey why do you always have to stand in the water??
I like it!
Hey get out of the water, Stackey, you'll get your hands wet!!
Woooooooooooo!!!! It's more fun than you can bear Clinton!
For fucks sake Stackey...
Ok ok calm down I'm coming
goddamit Stackey you can be so immature sometimes.
Hey Clinton, do you think I should start wearning a bullet proof vest?
No! Don't be so ridiculous! You can be a really stupid sometimes.
No, I'm being serious Clinton. Look- just let me get a photograph out from my bear pockets.
Look this is my brother. He was killed because he wasn't wearing a bullet proof vest.
whoa.. that ugly hick killed him with a bow and arrow
I know..
My brother was killed too... look
He was my best friend.
Hey look an ugly hick killed your brother too... that's horrible. I think these hicks forget that bears have friends too. No wonder a bear has to be watching his back to survive. *sniff*
Do you think we can buy bullet proof vests at the store?
I don't know Stackey... Do they make bullet proof vests for bears? these are sad times we live in. anyway... let's go, huh?
you know Stackey, you really can be childish sometimes.
oh really? Well how do you like this!! hahah!
Hey Stackey stop pushing me!! That hurts!!
Haha how do you like it now??
whoaaa Stackey- watch out- stop it!!!
Stackeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Cllllllllllllliiiiiiiinnnnnnnnttttttttoooooooonnnnnnnnn???????????
Oh no, what have I done??
